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Journal Entry: Fri Dec 18, 2009, 11:05 PM

YOUR MO IS JABBA THE HUT

_{HOW ARE YOU GUYS ENJOYING KIMMYMONSTAHMAS?
ARE YOU HAPPY
ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED
ARE YOU MAD YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME ON THE SLOT LIST?
ARE YOU HAPPY YOU DID GET YOUR NAME ON THE SLOT LIST?
ARE YOU ON THE SLOT LIST, BUT ALSO EXCITED TO SEE YOURS BECAUSE YOUR'S ISN'T UP YET?

I'VE BEEN VERY SILLY FOR THE PAST HOUR.
THERE IS A COW FUCKING ME UP THE ASS.
WAIT WHAT.

I HAVE TO MESS AROUND IN THE GIANT HOLE I'VE BEEN DIGGING ALL WEEK.
YEAH. I'VE BEEN DIGGIN UNDER MY HOUSE. GOING TO CHINA.
I'LL BRING BACK SOUVENIRS FOR U GAIZ.
I'LL ALSO BE GOING TO THE EARTH'S CORE AS WELL AS FIXING MY SINK.
BUT THEY DON'T HAVE GIFT SHOPS THERE.

I NEED TO WORK ON A TRADE BUT HAVE NO MOTIVATION ATM.
SERIOUSLY I FEEL LIKE A BRICK. JUST NOTHING I FEEL LIKE DOING.
NEED TO PUT THE TREE UP TOO.
IT'S WHITE, AND THE ORNAMENTS ARE RED & BLACK THIS YEAR.
SO FAR THIS TREE HAS HAD BLUE, BLACK, BLACK AND BLUE, RED AND NOW READ AND BLACK.
SUCH A PRETTY TREE.

I FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW. IT'S WHY I'M TALKING IN ALL CAPS. I DO THAT WHEN I'M HAPPY AND EXCITED.
I'M EXCITED CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET THOSE KIRIBAN PRIZES.
THERE ARE ALOT OF DEPRESSING THINGS THOUGH.
I NEED MORE HOURS AT WORK, YET THEY CAN'T GIVE ME MORE BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING OVER THEIR LABOR HOUR LIMIT ALREADY BECAUSE THEY HIRE TOO MANY PEOPLE.
PHOTOSHOP IS LEAVING ME. IT SAID "IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME" AND IS PACKING IT'S THINGS UP FROM THE HOUSE ATM.
MY MOM IS BEING A WHORE AS USUAL.
I'M BARELY LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK NOW LIKE I WAS, BECAUSE OF THE JOB.
I'M TOO SHY AND WORRIED ABOUT GETTING FIRED TO REALLY ASK FOR MORE HOURS.
I'M FEELING UNCREATIVE AND TIRED ALL THE TIME.
IDK, THIS IS ALL VERY BAD, BUT RIGHT NOW I'M TOO SILLY AND EXCITED TO WORRY ABOUT IT. THINGS WILL WORK OUT. MAYBE.

THIS GOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. SERIOUSLY, IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING LIKE "GUYS I'M BEING PENETRATED BY A COW" AND THEN THAT WOULD BE IT.
NOW IT'S LONG.
FUCK.
OH WELL.
G'NIGHT. MERRY CHRISTMAS IF I DON'T UPDATE FROM NOW TILL THEN.

/EDIT
Read this and GO HELP HER
[link]
DO IT.}

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Mood: Hysterical
Listening to: FREAKAZOID, FREAKAZOID
Reading: Nothing.
Watching: FREAKAZOID.
Playing: Improbable Island. O:
Eating: Stuffff
Drinking: Gingerale.

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LOL.

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 12, 2009, 8:00 PM

FOOTAH.

_{LOOKIT THAT FOOTER.
THAT SHIT IS SEXY.

HOW'RE YOU GUYS ENJOYING KIMMYMONSTAHMAS SO FAR?

And no, the footer won't be permanent, I don't wanna piss the CSS makers off if they even looked here. ;>

As for any of you who play Improbable Island, I'M KINDA SORTA PLAYING AGAIN. Stupidly enough, it's as Bob ["Guitarian Bob Zarido"], so yeah. If you wanted to come visit or something, I'll totally hang with you.

I'm going to make an avatar out of George's face on this too.
[link]}

Wishlist:_{1: Pokemon Red. You know, the FIRST ONE? I lost it eons ago and miss it dearly. besides i wanna finish pokemon stadium. 8C

2: A drawing of Bob from this is probably the one thing I want the most. I've ALWAYS wanted thissun. idk why, lol.

3: OHOH, I KNOW ONE. I WANT MORE MOTIVATION. TO KNOW A WAY TO MOTIVATE MYSELF. LOL.

i guess it's not much. although it is to me, because somehow ALL OF IT is out of reach. dammat.
have a nice xmas. xD
VS}

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Awesome of the day: [link]
Go watch the best show ever.
Check out his playlist. Can't post it cause of EMOTICONS. |:

~KimmyMonstah

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Mood: Hysterical
Listening to: FREAKAZOID, FREAKAZOID
Reading: Nothing.
Watching: FREAKAZOID.
Playing: Improbable Island. O:
Eating: Stuffff
Drinking: Gingerale.

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Santa wishlist thingy.

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 10, 2009, 5:18 AM

Wishlist. :'D

_{The only new part of this journal, really.}
_{Figured I'd do one.
SO YEAH, SHIT I WANT FOR XMAS.}
1: Pokemon Red. You know, the FIRST ONE? I lost it eons ago and miss it dearly. besides i wanna finish pokemon stadium. 8C

2: A drawing of Bob from this is probably the one thing I want the most. I've ALWAYS wanted thissun. idk why, lol.

3: OHOH, I KNOW ONE. I WANT MORE MOTIVATION. TO KNOW A WAY TO MOTIVATE MYSELF. LOL.
_{i guess it's not much. although it is to me, because somehow ALL OF IT is out of reach. dammat.
have a nice xmas. xD
VS}

KimmyMonstahMas status:_{FINISHED SKETCHES HAVE A STAR NEXT TO THEM.
As for KimmyMonstahMas, IT STARTS SATURDAY. Sketches will be going up IN ORDER, so day 1 will get sketch 1, etc.
I'll e-mail them to you at your request.
If you've been checking the finished status while I've been making the sketches, KUDOS TO YOU.
Here's the days each one goes up for each person.
1. George Clooney.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
2. Black Wolf guy.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
3. of Flarah.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
4. She for Floridian Pirate.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
5. of Xateriel.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
6. of Kiki.
Thursday, 17th.
7. of SamDragon.
Friday, 18th.
8. of Emoka.
Saturday, 19th.
9. of Macrel.
Sunday, 20th.
10. of Alpha.
Monday, 21st.
11. of Kiran and Teeko.
Tuesday, 22nd.
12. of Tellur and her fursona.
Wednesday, 23rd.
13. of Bob throwing chickens at Twilight.
Thursday, 24th.
This way, each of you will know the exact day, and I'll know that Xmas is on a Friday.
If LIFE, the stupid whore that it is, gets in my way and I'm unable for however many days, I'll make it up on the next day.}

What a confoosin journal:_{LOL, SO IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY WON THE KIRIBAN.
THIS IS THAT POINT WHERE I TELL YOU GUYS THAT YOU'RE ALL TARDS.
SO HERE WE GO.
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF TARDS, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY PUTTING LESS STRESS ON ME.
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE LESS STRESS...STUFF. <3
Yeah I seriously didn't get a note or anything.
I did get a note today, though. It asked for a 'mutual watch' and I was all DID THIS GUY EVEN LOOK AT MY PAGE. SERIOUSLY.
My page may be cluttered, but just because it is doesn't mean it's not IMPORTANT. Most of it is. Go read my page, it tells you everything.

My mom is being a whore. Just, in general. Blaming me for shit I never did, wrongly accusing me of things I'd never do. I think that stupid cunt could blame me for anything that happened.
The Twin Towers? That was probably my fault.
Global Warming? MY BAD.
The War in Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan? OOPS.
If she could weasel her mind into thinking that shit was my fault, she would, and then she'd openly blame me for it.
Seriously, I don't do ANYTHING. I'm a very quiet, shy person. I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't break the LAW. [BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAWWWWW]
I don't do anything.
What gives you the right to openly blame me for it then?
HUH?
Whatever.}

Memes/Rants

_{~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[ ] You are cute [HELL NAW]
[x] You love to play [lol i do. :>]
[x] You don't like getting into fights [I'm a pacifist at heart]
[ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it [no man, dark is kewl.]
[ ] You have a best friend forever [I'm not sure if I do or not. I think Kiz is.]
[x] You love your best friend very much [sure do]
[ ] You usually don't lie [i almost ALWAYS lie, i'm great at it, I SHOULD GET PAID FOR LYING]
[ ] You don't say bad words [FUCK SHIT ASS COCK CUNT BITCH]
[ ] Most people love you [MOST PEOPLE HATE ME LOL]
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings [have no siblins]
[ ] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals [urhurhur]
------TOTAL: 4

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[ ] You hate the racism
[ ] Someone has said that you are hot [NEVER IN A MILLION YEUHS]
[ ] You are very social [nope]
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[x] You enjoy sleeping [FAVORITE THING EVARR]
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names [what neighbors O:]
[ ] You can speak in another language than english.
[ ] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week.
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water [I JUST NEVER DO.]
------TOTAL: 3

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[ ] You are a street kid
[x] You have been in an accident [a few, actually.]
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap
[x] You have been shocked by electricity [everybody's been shocked, lol]
[x] You seriously need to get a life. [SURE DEW]
[ ] People say you're too egoistic [idk if they do, but i think i am.]
[ ] You have tried gangsta style [HOMIE]
[ ] You try to be really cool [not really, lol. i'm incapable.]
[x] You really want someone [OKAY I DO.]
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now [i always hate sumfin]
------TOTAL: 5

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON
[x] You are kind of a hothead [i'm always pissed O:]
[ ] people try to calm you down
[ ] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[ ] You annoy people [i might, idk]
[x] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[ ] You would like to have red eyes.
[x] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[x] You don't like your life at a moment
----TOTAL: 8, lmaoo

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON
[x] You believe in magic [but different kinds ]
[ ] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you
[x] You really love someone
[x] You believe in love at first sight [urhur, i'm such a tard]
[ ] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol
[x] You are a goody-goody...... [I'M TOO BLOODY NICE.]
[ ] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily
[x] People don't really get you
[x] You MUST do something right now
[x] You are like a psychic
[x] You have a great sight
------TOTAL: 9

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[x] You love the dark.
[x] you like to wear/see/use the color black.
[x] glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[x] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. [but not by the things i wear, it's more of my neutral expression.]
[x] you look out for yourself at times.
[x] you have or would like to have an umbreon in your pokemon games.
[x] you are terrifyingly silent.
[x] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] you are somewhat of a loner.
[x] you love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
------TOTAL: LOL, 12.

~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[ ] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons. [no.]
[ ] you adore the color green. [no green is laaaame.]
[ ] you love flowers but choose not to pick them. [i like both. :C]
[ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[x] animals adore you and you adore them. [YEAH I LOVE ANIMALS, THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.]
[x] you are a very peaceful person.
[ ] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.
[x] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods. [I like to explore sumtimes.]
[ ] you are a vegetarian.
[x] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green. [hazel, actually]
[ ] you really can't stand cold days.
[ ] people really love to be around you. [i don't think they do, but they always seem to be around me anyway. |: I CERTAINLY DON'T ENJOY IT.]
------TOTAL: 4

~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON
[x] Winter days are your favourite seasons. [FUCK YEAH]
[x] cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket.
[x] you have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes. [haha, yeah. i might look kinda nice then. maybe. prolly not.]
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round. [NO, SADLY. 8C]
[x] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[x] you don't mind cold foods.
[x] You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times. [i make puns. :>]
[x] You adore very much the colour white. [black and white KICKASS]
[ ] you take long walks in the snow. [IT DOESN'T SNOW DOWN HERE, SO HOW WOULD I.]
[x] you have a cold personality.
[x] people can't really call onto you for sympathy. [mostly cause idk what to say, or i just don't care. they do talk to me if they need someone to listen to them though]
[ ] you have heard the song Cold by crossfade.
------TOTAL: 9}

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Awesome of the day: [link]
Go watch the best show ever.
Check out his playlist. Can't post it cause of EMOTICONS. |:

~KimmyMonstah

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Mood: Hysterical
Listening to: FREAKAZOID, FREAKAZOID
Reading: Nothing.
Watching: FREAKAZOID.
Playing: Improbable Island. O:
Eating: Stuffff
Drinking: Gingerale.

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Clooneyitus HAS SPREAD. [Edit x 2]

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 2, 2009, 5:47 PM

Kiri reminder

_{So yeah, my 25037th pageview it coming up quick.
It's a flatcolor like a 3-mo sub donation commission, so get out there and try to catch it.

I'll do SGG's trade inbetween the sketches, when I get some SRS motivation.
As for KMM[KimmyMonstahMas], it'll get itty bitty updates.
You'll notice stars next to finished pictures.

I need to get Photoshop or SAI, or SOMETHING.
Because Open Canvas is weird for me and only likes sketches.

GEORGE CLOONEY.
Speaking of, I think it's funny we started a mini fad when he's releasing three movies back to back.}

KimmyMonstahMas status:_{1. George Clooney.
2. Black Wolf guy.
3. of Flarah.
4. Also one of She for Floridian Pirate. O:
5. of Xateriel.
6. of Kiki [who I used to own! O: This is going to be EASY. ]
7. of SamDragon.
8. of Emoka.
9. of Macrel.
10. of Alpha.
11. of Kiran and Teeko.
12. of Tellur and her fursona, HANGIN' OUT..
13. of Bob throwing chickens at Twilight.
If I somehow manage to forget where a ref is, I'll note you asking for it again. I shouldn't though, as long as ya'll have got the refs in your dA galleries. <3}

Memes/Rants

Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )
Questions
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?:
_{Bob :C
Poor guy get's dragged around in my mind or something, lol.}

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?:_{Wolf? Cause...I like them... [I have for years.]
IT'S SHAMEFUL, I KNOW, SHUT IT.}

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?_{We have tea O: [I'd have some chocolate milk though. I dun liek tea.]}

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it:_{A small cottage. Much like the one I'm already living in?}

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?_{Well...the huge amount of woods would be the fence. Idk about the animals. Maybe a shotgun? xD}

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and what do you see on the dining room table?_{....A non-liquid teaset. [I don't like tea. >:C I do like teasets, however. O:]}

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?_{A FUCKING TEACUP.}

8. What do you do with the cup?_{THROW IT AT A BUNNY. SCREW THAT TEA.}

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?_{A small pond, but big enough for some fishes to live there O: [just not a bigass lake]}

10. How will you cross the water?_{A small personal boat or just swim it.}

---

Answer
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life._{Makes perfect sense, lol. I am such a lonely person. @_@}

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems._{._. Wolves are big. fuuuuuck.}

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems._{....I have tea with my problems? D8 OH SHIT.}

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems._{OH GREAT. |:
[Although I've always wondered what living in a mansion would be like.]}

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced._SHOTGUN.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy._{Again, this makes sense.}

7. The durability of the material with the cup it's made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship._{What? Well....the cup would be made out of china, I guess. But dude, WHAT relationship. I have like...NONE. |:}

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude._{LOL. WELL THAT ONE IS ONLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TEA.}

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire._{O_____________________O WHAT?! This is SUCH a lie. >__>}

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life._{STOP IT WITH THE BLOODY SEX. TALKING ABOUT SEX, SWIMMING AND WET AREN'T THINGS I WANNA HEAR. SHUDDAP.}

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I have WEIRD music tastes.

~KimmyMonstah

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Mood: Hysterical
Listening to: Katamari Music
Reading: Nothing.
Watching: Walkthroughs
Playing: Katamari D:
Eating: Chips.
Drinking: DrPepper&Gingerale.

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Clooneyitus!

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 22, 2009, 3:03 PM

EPIC CONVO

_{Because we're this cool. O:
KimmyMonstah: oh gowd
KimmyMonstah: guess what I watched today
belethath: OOO: whattttt?
KimmyMonstah: the new twilight movie. onlline.
KimmyMonstah: I can't stand the series, but I watched it anyway for the thrill of watching horrible movies.
belethath: xD was it satisfyingly horrible?
KimmyMonstah: :V it was still crap. the only thing that was good was the werewolf designs, which were just HUGE wolves.
KimmyMonstah: ehh
KimmyMonstah: it had it's funny moments
KimmyMonstah: I was actually more interested in some of the extremely minor characters
KimmyMonstah: they had more personality than the main ones.
KimmyMonstah: O:
belethath: o:
belethath: OO:
KimmyMonstah: huh
belethath: <:
belethath: O:
KimmyMonstah: WHAT
KimmyMonstah: LOL
KimmyMonstah: ....
belethath: D8
belethath: O:
KimmyMonstah: IT'S CAUSE YOU KNOIW I'M DRAWING BOB ISN'T IT
KimmyMonstah: STALKERRRR
belethath: HOW DID YOU KNOW. *BRAINWAVES*
KimmyMonstah: FFF
KimmyMonstah: WELL HOW DID YOU KNOW
belethath: *BRAINWAVES*
belethath: O8
KimmyMonstah: O__________O
belethath: I HAVE A SEVENTH SENSE
KimmyMonstah: LOL
KimmyMonstah: WHAT'S THE SIXTH ONE
belethath: I DON'T KNOW IT YET
belethath: but i have one
KimmyMonstah: WELL YOU SHOULD
KimmyMonstah: CAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, THEN YOU'RE SKIPPING NUMBERS
KimmyMonstah: FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE A 27TH SENSE.
KimmyMonstah: O8
belethath: NO YOU DON'T THT WOULD BE SILLY
KimmyMonstah: YES I DO
KimmyMonstah: YOU'RE IN DENIAL
belethath: THEN PROOVE IT
KimmyMonstah: I ALREADY AM
KimmyMonstah: RIGHT NOW
belethath: LEIK
belethath: HOW
KimmyMonstah: BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTIONG ALL CONFUSED
KimmyMonstah: AND BECAUSE I'M TYPOING
belethath: I'M LIGHT HEADED
belethath: MAKE IT STOP
belethath: YOUR'RE SO POWERFUL
KimmyMonstah: WELL THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING
KimmyMonstah: LOL
KimmyMonstah: HERE
KimmyMonstah: [link] LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT SAYS KATAMARI ON IT
belethath: IT'S YOU ISNT IT
KimmyMonstah: MAYBE
KimmyMonstah: NOT TELLING YOU
belethath: DON'T LIE
KimmyMonstah: O8
KimmyMonstah: I'M NOT
KimmyMonstah: BUT IT DOESNT MEAN I'M TELLING THE TROOF EITHER
KimmyMonstah: O:
KimmyMonstah: O:
KimmyMonstah: O:
belethath: YOUR MESSINGS WITH MY HEADS
KimmyMonstah: YOU HAVE THRE HEADS?
belethath: I MIGHT DO
KimmyMonstah: WHEN DID YOU GROW TWO MORE, ARE YOU A DODRIO
belethath: I MIGHT BE
belethath: NOT TELLING
KimmyMonstah: YOU'RE A FUCKING POKEMON
belethath: YEH. WHAT YOU GUNNA DO
belethath: >8U
KimmyMonstah: I TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO
KimmyMonstah: I'M GONNA FUCKING CATCH YOU
belethath: NO SHIT\
KimmyMonstah: AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO PARTIES AND FUCKING THEM LIKE WITH ACE VENTURA
belethath: BUT I DOn"T WANT OT
belethath: TO*
KimmyMonstah: OH COME ON
KimmyMonstah: YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN A FANCY PARTY
belethath: I LIKE TO RUN WILD
KimmyMonstah: YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET ACE?
belethath: WILDDDDD
belethath: WELL YES I DO
KimmyMonstah: WELL I HAVE A BIG BACKYARD
KimmyMonstah: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A LITTLE BOX ALL DAY
KimmyMonstah: THAT'S TOTALLY LAME
belethath: YOU HAVE A BALL
belethath: >:8
belethath: ONE SINGLE BALL
KimmyMonstah: YEAH BUT REALLY, YOU WON'T BE GOING IN IT THAT OFTEN
KimmyMonstah: JUST ONCE OR TWICE
belethath: BUT I DONT WANNA >8U
KimmyMonstah: WRY
belethath: I WILL DISOBEY
KimmyMonstah: IT'LL BE FUN
KimmyMonstah: WRY
KimmyMonstah: 8C
belethath: WEL FINE
belethath: I8C
KimmyMonstah: WHAT IF
KimmyMonstah: I GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF RARE CANDIES
KimmyMonstah: DO YOU LIKE CANDY
KimmyMonstah: WANA GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
belethath: 8,D YOU
belethath: YOU HAS CANDY
KimmyMonstah: YES
KimmyMonstah: LOTS
KimmyMonstah: ALL MY POKES GET SOME
KimmyMonstah: EVERYDAY
belethath: MAGICAL RARE CANIES THAT THE MAGICAL LEOPLURODON (SP) LEAD YOU TO?
KimmyMonstah: THEY'RE VERY HAPPY
KimmyMonstah: LOL YES
belethath: 8D CATCH MEEEE CATCH MEEEE
belethath: I SAID FUCKIN CATCH ME!
belethath: >:U
KimmyMonstah: THE MAGICAL LEOPLURODON IS TOTALLY IN MY PARTY BTW
KimmyMonstah: POKEBALL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
belethath: WHEEEEEEE
belethath: I'M SO HAPPY
KimmyMonstah: LOL
KimmyMonstah: idk why they ever had to announce them throwing the balls
KimmyMonstah: like, really? what if it hears you yelling that
belethath: it's an integral part of the plot.
KimmyMonstah: WLEL YEAH BUT STILL
KimmyMonstah: THERE ARE LOOPHOLES
KimmyMonstah: BIG ONES
KimmyMonstah: BIG
KimmyMonstah: FAT
KimmyMonstah: ONES
KimmyMonstah: IT'S FOUR AM LOL
belethath: GOD LEIK I'M GETTING SERIOUSLY LIGHT HEADED FROM LAUGHING
KimmyMonstah: LOL
KimmyMonstah: YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING RARE CANDY
KimmyMonstah: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!
KimmyMonstah: THAT'S LIKE METH
KimmyMonstah: PROBABLY
KimmyMonstah: IDK
belethath: WELL NO ONE TOLD ME THAT
KimmyMonstah: BUT IT'S BAAAAD
KimmyMonstah: WELL NOW YOU KNOW
KimmyMonstah: THE MOAR YOU KNOWWWW
belethath: WELL NOW IT'S TOO LATE
KimmyMonstah: NO IT'S NOT WE CAN GET YOU CLEAN
KimmyMonstah: GET ADDICTED TO SOMETHING ELSE
KimmyMonstah: LIKE PORN
KimmyMonstah: OR ALCOHOL
KimmyMonstah: OR PUPPIES
belethath: I ALREADY AM YOU SUCK
KimmyMonstah: GO GET PUPPY ADDICTION
KimmyMonstah: SMOKE SOME FUCKING PUPPIES
belethath: I DON'T WANT NO PUPPY ADDICTION
KimmyMonstah: WHY
KimmyMonstah: THEY'RE GOOD
belethath: HOW DO YOU KNOW
KimmyMonstah: KITTEN ADDICTION?
KimmyMonstah: CAUSE I DO
KimmyMonstah: IT'S THAT 27TH SENSE THING
belethath: HOE ABOUT TURTLES
belethath: HOW*
KimmyMonstah: NO
KimmyMonstah: TURLES MAKE YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
belethath: NO THEY DON'T
KimmyMonstah: "COMING OUT OF YOUR SHELL" AS WELL
belethath: MY HEAD IS GETTIN HEAVY
KimmyMonstah: GO LAY DOWN
belethath: I THINK I'M POSSESSED
KimmyMonstah: OH WAIT
belethath: PINS AND NEEDLES IN MY HANDS
belethath: CANT TYOE
belethath: TYPE*\
belethath: TYPE*
KimmyMonstah: YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T STAB YOURSELF
KimmyMonstah: IT'S NOT GOOD
KimmyMonstah: IT COULD HURT
belethath: I JUST FOUND THAT OUT
KimmyMonstah: REALLY
belethath: YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT THIS
KimmyMonstah: NOTHING LIKE EXPERIMENTING
KimmyMonstah: BAD AT WHAT
KimmyMonstah: EVERYTHING? I KNOW TOTALLY
belethath: INFORMING ME OF THINGS THAT ARE BAD BEFORE I DO THEM
KimmyMonstah: AND STOP SMOKING RARE CANDY
KimmyMonstah: OH
KimmyMonstah: WELL
belethath: NO I DON'T WAN OT
belethath: TO*
KimmyMonstah: IT'S THAT JUST SO YOU KNOW THING
belethath: GO AWAY AERITH
KimmyMonstah: LETS GO HAVE SOME REDBULL FLAVORED RARE CANDY
KimmyMonstah: O8
belethath: I HAS RED BULL
belethath: I GO GET
KimmyMonstah: OMG
belethath: AT 4AM
KimmyMonstah: I DON'T LOL
KimmyMonstah: NOOOO
KimmyMonstah: SAVE IT
KimmyMonstah: CAUSE
belethath: THAT'S CUZ I'M COOL
KimmyMonstah: I'LL BE GOING TO BED VERY SOON
KimmyMonstah: 8C
KimmyMonstah: LMAO
belethath: YOU'RE LEAVING ME?
belethath: YOU'RE A BAD TRAINER
KimmyMonstah: ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE
KimmyMonstah: NOOOO IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
KimmyMonstah: I'LL TAKE YOU TO BED WITH ME IF YOU SWING THAT WAY
belethath: THERES SOMEONE ELSE ISN'T THERE
KimmyMonstah: I DON'T BUT I COULD LEARN
KimmyMonstah: NO
KimmyMonstah: NOT AT ALL
KimmyMonstah: O8
KimmyMonstah: I'M SO TOTALLY NOT LYING ABOUT THAT
belethath: D,8 NEGLECTED POKEMON IS NEGLECTED AND CAN'T SPELL
KimmyMonstah: *SHIFTYEYES*
KimmyMonstah: 8C
KimmyMonstah: I'M TRYING MY BEST HERE YOU KNOW
KimmyMonstah: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
KimmyMonstah: THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
belethath: FINE LETS GO TO BED
KimmyMonstah: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
KimmyMonstah: LOL OK
KimmyMonstah: CAN WE SKIP
KimmyMonstah: TO BED
belethath: YAYAYA
KimmyMonstah: OR FROLIC
belethath: SKIP SKIP SKIP
KimmyMonstah: YAY
KimmyMonstah: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333
belethath: 8,D
belethath: <£££££££££££
belethath: <333333333*
KimmyMonstah: EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY YA GOTTA GET A SLINKY, SLINKY, SLINKY GO SLINKY GOOOOOOOOOO!
belethath: YOUKNW
belethath: KNOW*
KimmyMonstah: EVERYTHING
KimmyMonstah: YES I DO
KimmyMonstah: I KNOW
belethath: YOU SHOULD POST THIS CONVO IN YOUR JOURNAL}

Probably the best video ever

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Simply because it has good ol' George in it.
God do I love that man.
Saw MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS. This movie kicked ass. O:
I love the intro song, but I can't find it ANYWHERE ON THE NET. >8C
This doesn't help the ClooneyRampage that's been going around.
KIMMYMONSTAHMAS IS NOW CLOSED. BYEBYE.}

Other updates:_{Subdontaions are open.
I'm doing KimmyMonstahMas this year again, IT'S CLOSED NOW THOUGH, YOU'RE TOOOO LATE, AHAHA.
1. cartoon George Clooney. ilu baby. ~<3
2. of....no idea yet. xD
3. of Flarah.
4. Also one of She for Floridian Pirate. O:
5. of Xateriel.
6. of Kiki [who I used to own! O: This is going to be EASY. ]
7. of SamDragon.
8. of Emoka.
9. of Macrel.
10. of Alpha.
11. of Kiran and Teeko.
12. of Tellur and her fursona, HANGIN' OUT..
13. of Bob throwing chickens at Twilight.
*Edit* Spots are filling up quicker with that poll! >:3
**EDIT** Well every spot has filled up except one. If it doesn't fill up soon, I'm taking it for myself and making a personal sketch. idk why, lol.
***LAST UPDATE*** All the slots are filled and the whole thing is now closed. :>
If I somehow manage to forget where a ref is, I'll note you asking for it again. I shouldn't though, as long as ya'll have got the refs in your dA galleries. <3}

Memes/Rants

* Your name?
_{KimmyMonstah. Of course.}
* If possible, your age?_{91. Duh. Switch it around if you want my real age, lol.}
* When did you start drawing?_{Uhmm...maybe four or five. All I know is that I've drawn all my life.}
* Which hand do you use for drawing?_{Right. Sometimes I'll goof off and draw with my left hand. C:}
* Which is easier to draw - male or female?_{Male, by far. It's why I have more male characters than females.}
* Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?_{Hrmm...long, probably. Really short hair makes me draw the whole head, and it gives me a hard time cause sometimes it'll look alien. xD}
* Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?_{...If it's facing towards the left <-- it's easier for me. With just about anything, even dragons.}
* Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?_{I have trouble with a full front view, because I can't really get the nose and chin to look completely right. It takes me alot longer. :\ But from the side is alot of fun, especially on someone like Bob, because he has such a thin, clean cut face. That man is sharp!}
* What do you have problems in drawing?_{Anything mechanical, noses, some sad or fearful expressions, legs, hands, normal human ears, dog or horse ears, shoes, alot of animals in general, cars oh wait I said that sort of, landscapes and backgrounds, and anything and everything else lol. I have trouble with EVERYTHING. Dead serious. I'm really hard on myself when I draw. :C}
* What do you like to draw?_{My ocs and dragons. And lots of really silly badly drawn fun stuff. I like it when I can make myself laugh by drawing.}
* Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?_{Both. I'm a traditional artist at heart, but tablets and photoshop make drawing really easy and fun [easier to erase stuff]. I like digitally coloring things alot more than traditional coloring things, there's so much color.
At this point I love both equally for different reasons.}
* Where do you start drawing from?_{On dragons, the snout. Always. This is after I have either detailed or loose baselines. On people, it's the head. They say you're not supposed to start from the head on humans, so I'm trying to work on that. I'll usually start on the eyes with people first, then depending on how the rest of it looks, I'll sometimes change the eyes to make them fit better.}
* What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?_{My human noses are too big/long, my dragons are unoriginal and boring, especially their heads, and I have alot of trouble with size proportions. Which is why Remus and Tellur can change their size. xD}
* Any tips for coloring/shading?_{Err...Not really. Like, I don't really pay attention to how I color, as long as it looks right to me, then I'm happy with it. The only thing I can suggest is that you have fun with coloring.
I'm still learning how to color stuff, so sorry about not having any advice. Oddly enough my colored stuff is popular. Which is...silly, since I can't really color things a lick.}
* How long does it take to finish a piece of art?_{It depends. A couple of minutes or months. :C I wish I had better motivation, because I am kinda quick, sometimes.}
* What music do you listen to while you draw?_{Anything I normally listen to. Usually it's more fast-paced silly stuff. If I'm venting, it might be a bunch of faster, harder Aerosmith songs. If I want something more tender, cuddly, romantic, depressing, or just sad in general, I'll listen to slower music, usually something done with a whole orchestra.}
* How long does it take you to come up with an idea?_{Again, it depends. All of the time I am stuck in a constant, massive, unmerciful Art Block. There are tiny, tiny blips that may work themselves into an idea, but then that itty, bitty idea has to work itself through a tidalwave of me forgetting because I'm usually busy with something else at the time. If it works it's way through everything it needs to, it might become an idea. Unless it sounds stupid. Then, lol no.}
* Your favorite drawing utensils?_{Either a 0.03 Mechanical pencil, OR my Tablet pen. Oh, and yeah, I love using thin pencils.}
* Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?_{Black, white, electric blue, dark red, lime green, or rainbows.}
* Your favorite style(s)?_{Hrmm...I like thin, abstract styles from others. That or perfect realism with traditionals. Although I actually sort of like my style too. I'd rather have it than any other style, but I'd like to explore some fun abstract skinny styles. I'm a little bored of my own style, so I'll be trying different straight-edged skinny styles soon. Yeah, rounded stuff is...well, it's boring. Sharpened lines and such are more interesting. :>}
* What kind of artist are you aiming for?_{Dunno. I'm not sure if I should call it a hobby or what, because I'd really, really love to be able to sell my work. But I know it's not nearly good enough to ever be sold. :C
So for now, I guess it's a hobby so I can improve. I'd really love to be able to know what my style will evolve into later on in life, because then I could learn it and improve even more.}

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Shoutboard

LONG WAY AWAY.

TRADES:
_{of a crazy underwater dragon scuba diving with Link.
Now CLOSED, unless you're a bud of mine or something. Or a really kickass artist I admire. Because I'M GREEDY, MUAHAHAHAHA.}

SELF MINI PROJECTS:
_{Charity meme: Haven't started yet. I will at some point. <3 I'll be focusing on my most active watchers, so WORK FOR IT.
Expression sheet meme: Doing little bits of baselines at a time. This one is different from the 25 expression sheet. Plus, I'll do a better job.
Second kiss meme: Aha, I need to think of funnier jokes for this one.
Privacy meme: This one will get colored too. Doing LINEART, so I'm actually finishing this one first.
OC fighting meme: Haven't started it yet. Wanna get the other memes out of the way first, lol.}

LARGER SELF PROJECTS:
_{Nuffin yet. Wanna get other shit done first.}

GIFTS/REQUESTS/KIRIBANS:
_{KimmyMonstahMas sketches currently.}

COMMISSIONS/SUB DONATIONS:
_{None currently.}

DRAWINGS I WOULD LIKE TO DO:
_{Need to finish the stamps of my ocs, lmao.
Need to make ref pages. At least for Bob and Tellur. >.>;
For some....stupidly LAME reason, I kinda wanna keep up with the Pokemon fanarts. I know, they're totally lame, but it's nostalgic to me.}

Shoutbox

=ed-spike-link: HOW IS HE IN DANGER.
Sat Dec 19, 2009, 6:03 AM
*Belethath: BECAUSE HE'S IN DANGER. FEAR NOT BOBBY, I SHALL RESCUE YOU.
Sat Dec 19, 2009, 3:38 AM
=ed-spike-link: WHY*. WHY DOES BOB NEED HELP.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:36 PM
=ed-spike-link: WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE NEED HELP LOL.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:36 PM
=ed-spike-link: Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:35 PM
*Belethath: LOLWTF? I THINK BOB NEEDS HALP
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:35 PM
=ed-spike-link: I LOST IT AWHILE AGO. WANNA FITE ABOUT IT. THIS COW'S DICK IS FIGHTING UP MY PISSHOLE.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:28 PM
*Belethath: YOU'RE LOSING IT. NO. WAIT. YOU'VE ALREADY LOST IT.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:25 PM
=ed-spike-link: SUB FAILED. HABIT I SWEAR. A COW WILL FUCK ME UP THE ANUS LATER.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:23 PM
=ed-spike-link: <sub>WELL FUCK ME RUNNING I JUST MADE A WONDERFUL JOKE ABOUT HACKING UP LUNGS. IN PICTURE FORM. GEORGE CLOONEY WOULD BE PROUD.
Fri Dec 18, 2009, 10:21 PM

STAMPS

MANY, MANY STAMPS.

:thumb67629622:

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YAY.
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All my fav pokemons, if you must know:

The ones from the 3rd gen and after I only like their designs.
Dunno nuffin about em though.
This is also why I never really give an answer about my favorite pokemon.
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Can you guess each OC by their sign? O: